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Old 05-09-2006, 01:45 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Even my small town has it's weirdos

Guess he had a leg up over the deaf guy.....


VALPARAISO, Ind. (AP) - Two men who had driven around several towns for hours after meeting in a bar ended up fighting after one of the men couldn't communicate directions clearly to the driver.

Kent Hisey, 52, became frustrated by the difficulty of James Mills, who is deaf, in communicating directions, Valparaiso police said. They had driven from the Playboy Lounge in New Chicago to Portage, then Hobart - where the 46-year-old Mills lives - and finally to Valparaiso - communities spread across two northwest Indiana counties about 30 miles southeast of Chicago.

Hisey, who has two prosthetic legs, stopped his car at the Porter County Airport, got out and used his walker to go around to the passenger side, where he grabbed Mills to pull him from the car, police said.

Mills allegedly pushed Hisey to the ground, causing him to hit his head.

Paramedics arrived Thursday about 1:30 a.m. to treat Hisey's lacerations and take him to Porter Hospital. Police wrote a note to Mills informing him he was being arrested on a battery charge.

Officers conducted a field sobriety test on Hisey. His blood-alcohol level registered 0.16 percent. Under Indiana law, the threshold for drunken driving is 0.08 percent.

Both Hisey and Mills were taken to the Porter County Jail, where they were being held Friday morning.
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you living in Valpo?? and what the heck were they doing at the (small) airport looking for some gas....
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Yup...about a hop skip and a jump from Princess, as a mater of fact...
And if she's watching...Call me, P.....

As to why they stopped at the "puddle jumper express"...probablly tooling up US 30 on the way back north....it's at the junction of 30 and 49 bypass....
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it's at the junction of 30 and 49 bypass....
and now 49 south is a 2 lane freeway
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And more news from NWI.....the town just north breeds these two:

CHESTERTON, Ind. (AP) -- A 17-year-old boy who police said asked a friend to hit him with a car "for fun" was still hospitalized Tuesday with a broken leg.

Michael Morris, a junior at Chesterton High School, was in fair condition at Porter hospital, spokeswoman Robin Carlascio said.

His friend, Stephen D. Domonkos, 18, told police that Morris on Saturday night asked him to hit him with his car, something they had done before. He told police that Morris was "an adrenaline junkie."

Domonkos was driving about 25 mph when the car hit Morris, shattering the windshield, in the parking lot of a Chesterton restaurant where Domonkos works.

Domonkos was charged with felony criminal recklessness. If convicted, he could face six months to three years in jail.

"I won't do this no more," Morris of Chesterton told The Times of Munster.
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