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| Senior Member ![]() Java_Bob is sleeping
Location: A Blue State Rep Power: 12 ![]() ![]() | Shoot out at OK Corral (modified) Gunbattle inside speeding car on I-70 kills 2 By Heather Ratcliffe ST. LOUIS POST-DISPATCH Sunday, May. 07 2006 Two men were killed when an argument turned into a gunbattle inside a car speeding along Interstate 70 near Lambert Field early Saturday. A witness told police that the four-door sedan traveling westbound about 1:20 a.m. began swerving near I-170. The driver lost control and crashed into a concrete median wall in front of the airport's East Terminal. Seconds later the witness heard gunfire and then saw several people run from the car into the airport, police said. Woodson Terrace police Chief Robert Dowling said the details of the incident were murky. "We're still trying to sort through it all," he said. Police found one man, who had been a back-seat passenger, dead inside the car. They identified him as Kelly Qualls, 32, of Jennings. Officers later found another body on the shoulder of the eastbound lanes just over the concrete median wall. Investigators said that victim, Mizett Gordon, 31, of north St. Louis County, was probably driving the car when it crashed. Airport police arrested three other men a short time later who matched the description of the other passengers in the car. None of those had gunshot wounds. Woodson Terrace police were investigating the shooting. Authorities believe the two dead men may have been shooting at one another. Police recovered two guns at the scene. They were not sure if both had been fired that morning. The three men in custody were being interviewed Saturday. No charges had been filed. Police said the men were cooperating, but their stories were not consistent. The carload of people had been in University City before the shooting. The men in custody told police they were on their way to a car rental business near the airport to rent a vehicle. | ||||||||
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| Moderator ![]() MSYoung is meddling with dragons
Location: San Diego, CA Rep Power: 6 ![]() | Perhaps it is just me but it does not seem like a very bright idea to be shooting at the driver of a car you are riding in while it is going down a freeway. Looks like the gene pool got a little cleaning today. __________________ Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup. Marty | ||||||||
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Location: The other side of the Lake from work Rep Power: 12 ![]() | Driver: I SAID we're NOT gonna listen to KSHE! I'm drivin' I pick the radio station! Pass"anger": You just keep your eyes on the damn road....I'll pick the radio station! Driver: Oh YEAH?! Well I'll pop a cap in you before you can touch that...Get your hands of that dial! Bang Pass"anger": You SHOT ME!! Well TAKE THAT M**HERF***ER! BANG! This transcript brought to you by KSHE St. Louis MO. ![]() __________________ You can't wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you - Look, if I went 'round saying I was an Emperor, just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away! | ||||||||
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| Senior Member ![]() Java_Bob is sleeping
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Location: The other side of the Lake from work Rep Power: 12 ![]() | and for those of you who STILL are in the dark as to why this makes sense.... Check the web: http://www.kshe95.com/ __________________ You can't wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you - Look, if I went 'round saying I was an Emperor, just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away! | ||||||||
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