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Old 04-27-2006, 09:47 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Thumbs down I didn't see this coming....

--What a rip!....

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Exxon Reports $8.4 Billion Profit

CBS/AP) With the price of gas skyrocketing and political leaders of both parties calling for emergency relief measures, another oil company reported massive profits Thursday morning.

Exxon Mobil Corp. made an $8.4 billion profit in the first quarter – that's a 7 percent increase over last year.

Net income rose to $1.37 per share for the January-March period from $7.86 billion, or $1.22 per share, a year ago.

Analysts polled by Thomson Financial were actually looking for an even higher profit of $1.47 per share, and shares fell $1.20, or almost 2 percent, in pre-market trading.

Revenue grew to $88.98 billion from $82.05 billion a year earlier. Higher crude oil and natural gas prices and improved marketing margins were partly offset by lower chemical margins.

Irving, Texas-based Exxon Mobil is the world's largest publicly traded oil company. In January, it posted the highest quarterly and annual profits of any U.S. company in history: $10.71 billion for the fourth quarter of 2005 and $36.13 billion for the full year.

ConocoPhillips announced record profits yesterday, but it’s no doubt not the last. On Friday Chevron is expected to announce Close to $4 billion in profits.

The American Petroleum Institute, an industry trade group, is spending millions of dollars in newspaper and television ads to convince Americans that their profits have nothing to do with higher gas prices, CBS News correspondent Byron Pitts reports.

Red Cavaney, president of the American Petroleum Institute told Pitts that the industry can’t lower their profits because they have a responsibility to their shareholders.

“All of the companies here in the U.S. that deal with the consumer are investor-owned companies... The responsibility of the management there is to insure that that they are providing for shareholder return.”

ConocoPhillips' net income jumped to $3.29 billion, or $2.34 per share for the January-March period, from $2.91 billion, or $2.05 per share, in the year-earlier period. Those results were in line with analysts' expectations, according to Thomson Financial.

Revenue at ConocoPhillips grew to $47.9 billion in the first quarter from $38.9 billion last year. The company said higher oil prices were partially tempered by lower natural gas prices compared with the fourth quarter.

Fadel Gheit, an analyst with Oppenheimer & Co., said things will only get better for the company, citing its $33.9 billion acquisition of Burlington Resources completed March 31.
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It's nice to know that everytime I hit the pumps I am helping Exxon-Mobile exec's get richer...
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Old 04-27-2006, 09:57 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Gee, at $1.17 / litre I wonder why.

though they are asking for relief, notice the governments are not really jumping all over it? They do get a % of the purchase price so more for their coffers as well.

Make it a fixed tax / litre/gallon and see how they respond.
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Only a matter of time before mass transit starts to surcharge fuel - they've been surcharging fuel out here for ferry trips out to the islands for awhile now.
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The Bush family, aren't they in the oil business? I thought they owed some oil some were.
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The Bush's the Cheney's and probably every other hand picked person in this administration.
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Only a matter of time before mass transit starts to surcharge fuel - they've been surcharging fuel out here for ferry trips out to the islands for awhile now.
They just added one last year to our ferry trips to the islands and I believe our transit authority has asked for a % of fuel sales to supliment them as well. Looks like it will be added sooner than later
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need to watch more FOX, they having been talking about record profits for a few weeks.. O'reily nailed it....
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You have it all wrong. Their high profits and high gas prices are just a coincidence.

Yeah, right.

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