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Old 04-24-2006, 03:17 PM   #1 (permalink)
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yet another nail accident
An Oregon man is lucky to be alive after shooting himself in the head with a nail gun 12 times.The man went to the hospital the day after shooting himself with the nail gun, complaining of a headache.Doctors gave the man an X-ray and found the nails lodged in his head.Surgeons removed the nails with pliers.

12 times??????
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Found it in another place...he was trying to commit sucide.....Guess the Tax collectors really NAILED him this year
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How much of a loser are you when you decide to shoot yourself in the head with a nail gun TWELVE TIMES and you still live?
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How much of a loser are you when you decide to shoot yourself in the head with a nail gun TWELVE TIMES and you still live?
Especially when each nail is estimated to have been btwn 1 1/2 to 2 inches long and far enough into this blokes knut that the Doc-in-the-box couldn't see what it was until an Xray was taken
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Luckily missed his brain by about 3 feet.
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