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| Junior Member    Pirates_Ghost has no status.
Location: The other side of the Lake from work Rep Power: 12   | An ear for an Ear I say <Bob...another one for your prison..perhaps in the barber shop?> An 18-year-old Aurora man was charged with felony cruelty to an animal after police allegedly caught him cutting an ear off his pit bull with scissors heated over a flame. Gregory A. Balano, of the 0-100 block of North Anderson Street, was arrested after police received a report yesterday afternoon of a man trying to cut the ears off a dog. Police said they found Balano standing over the bloodied dog, which was chained to a tree outside his home. He allegedly fled to the roof of the house but was captured by officers. Balano told police he heated the scissors "so it would not hurt so bad" when he removed the dog's left ear, police said in a news release. He allegedly also told police he "felt the dog looked prettier with no ears." Aurora Animal Control officers took the dog, a 1-year-old female, to a local animal hospital for treatment. Police said they recovered the scissors and the animal's severed ear. Balano was being held in the Aurora police lockup pending a bond hearing. __________________ You can't wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you - Look, if I went 'round saying I was an Emperor, just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!  | ||||||||
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| Moderator  John_In_Dakota is in need of a long nap.
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did not get a hug as a kid he was abused as a kid was always in trouble as a kid no one loved him when he was a kid took to many drugs as a kid never had a pet as a kid dropped out of school as a kid Basically he will say what he did was not wrong because no one told him any different when he was a kid. __________________ Thankful for everything...at least today. | |||||||||
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| 04-19-2006, 02:28 PM | #4 (permalink) | ||||||||
| Admin   Chas2002 is scared by papa-bear\'s "not work safe"
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| 04-19-2006, 02:45 PM | #5 (permalink) | |||||||||
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Location: The other side of the Lake from work Rep Power: 12 | Quote:
 That's just wrong on SO many levels! (but still DAMN funny!) __________________ You can't wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you - Look, if I went 'round saying I was an Emperor, just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away! | |||||||||
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