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Old 04-06-2006, 04:06 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Staring Ron Jeremy as the Pope

Paris Hilton is known as many things -- a party girl, a pop-star wannabe and a paparazzi target. But a nun?

And not just any nun, Hilton is being considered to play Mother Teresa.

An Indian director who is making a movie about the late Mother Teresa said the 25-year-old socialite is on his short list of actresses to play the Nobel Prize winner, according to People magazine.

The director said Hilton shares a close "facial resemblance" with Mother Teresa.


Mother Teresa died in 1997
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Old 04-07-2006, 08:05 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 04-07-2006, 08:20 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Wish it weren't true...but straight off the AP press
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A little on the slender side of what I like but I'd hit it after about 3 beers.
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Old 04-07-2006, 10:55 AM   #5 (permalink)
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A little on the slender side of what I like but I'd hit it after about 3 beers.
Who, Ron, Mother Teresa or Paris?
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Look on the bright side, he could have been thinking of having Boy George play the part. Besides, Paris made eating a hamburger entertaining.
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Look on the bright side, he could have been thinking of having Boy George play the part. Besides, Paris made eating a hamburger entertaining.
on the BG idea...
And yes, she made the burger look good, but again...Doesn't fit in with the Mother Theresa...since she was a Veggitarian....wouldn't help in the 'motivation acting' any
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Mother Teresa died in 1997

If only Paris Hilton followed suit.
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If only Paris Hilton followed suit.
To do that, she should never have been born
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Who, Ron, Mother Teresa or Paris?
Uh... gee... I wonder.
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