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| Moderator ![]() John_In_Dakota is in need of a long nap.
Location: 1069.7 miles from Tiverton, Ontario (CANADA) Rep Power: 13 ![]() | Man, Cow Die After Collision POSTED: 11:31 am EST March 24, 2006 RALEIGH, N.C. -- A 26-year-old man speeding along a country road died after his car ran off track and hit a cow, authorities said. Christopher Lynn Elkins of Chatham County died early Thursday, about six hours after the accident. Elkins was driving a 1994 Saturn on Silk Hope Liberty Road near Siler City, about 50 miles west of Raleigh on Wednesday evening. He veered off the road to the left, hit a ditch and a fence, hit and killed the cow, and then came to rest about 55 feet from the roadside, State Highway Patrol Trooper Grady Smith said. Smith said Elkins appeared to have been speeding and was not wearing a seat belt. As for the cow all we can tell you at this time is he, the cow, was in the ditch illegally. He, the cow, jumped his fence after he noticed the electricity was shot off. After running for less than a mile he, the cow, was trying to get a car to pull off the side of the road so he, the cow, could commit a car jacking. Also the cow was not wearing a seatbelt at the time of the accident. The cow leaves behind a wife and 43 little cow bells. ![]() | ||||||||
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Location: The other side of the Lake from work Rep Power: 12 ![]() | And here I got excited 'cause I missed the comma and read this as "Man Cow" (Chicago area "SHock" (crap) Joke..er...Jock) Died. Damn __________________ You can't wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you - Look, if I went 'round saying I was an Emperor, just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away! | ||||||||
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| Junior Member ![]() pbxn is tired....
Location: hillbilly heaven Rep Power: 6 ![]() | Quote:
Oh if that was only true. Sadly I can't believe when I lived up there I listened to his drivel during my commute to work. | |||||||||
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