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Old 03-22-2006, 10:52 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Man's Toddler Son Wanders Into Strip Club

TULSA, Okla. (AP) -- A Kansas man was arrested at a Tulsa strip club after police say his toddler son wandered from an unlocked car into the club over the weekend.

Christopher Greg Killion, 31, was arrested Saturday on a complaint of "encouraging a minor child to be in need of supervision." He posted $500 bond and was released from the Tulsa Jail.

The toddler told police that his father told him to stay in the car, and that if he left it, "monsters would eat him," reports indicate.

A manager at the club had called police to report that about 30 minutes after Killion entered the club, a 3- to 4-year-old boy came inside looking for his father.

Officers determined that the boy had been left alone in a car in the strip club's parking lot. The car was unlocked and parked about 20 feet from a four-lane street. It was raining and 45 degrees outside at the time, an officer noted in the police report.
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maybe her lost his pasifier and was looking for a new one
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Nah, that's only if he took him in to see 'Mommy'
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...Right after daddy gets home from the bar,
visits his bookie, and steals a new car,
drives to the strip club, and if daddy plays his cards right --
He'll bring home your new mommy tonight!
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