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| Senior Member   Java_Bob is sleeping
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| 03-22-2006, 12:46 PM | #12 (permalink) | ||||||||
| Senior Member   Lmo has no status.
Rep Power: 7 | Tried. My parents and the nuns beat it out of me. There's nothing like the slap of a nun's hand across your face. But we tried. They actually end up teaching you to be stealthy. I can still do a good forge my mom's signature. My brother got busted forging mom's signature when they found his used carbon paper in his desk at school.  I, on the other hand, burned my carbons after a few practice runs. Mission Impossible taught one to do that with secret documents that are not to be seen by others. It's all about stealth.  | ||||||||
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| 03-22-2006, 12:50 PM | #13 (permalink) | |||||||||
| Senior Member  Ancient1 is Still feeling NON-supporter status.
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__________________ . . . Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted." - Albert Einstein (1879-1955) "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein (1879-1955) | |||||||||
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| 03-22-2006, 02:00 PM | #15 (permalink) | ||||||||
| Junior Member   Pirates_Ghost has no status.
Location: The other side of the Lake from work Rep Power: 12  | Right, that's $50E you owe me for the Hijack then $40 for doing it, $10 for admitting it. __________________ You can't wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you - Look, if I went 'round saying I was an Emperor, just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!  | ||||||||
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| 03-22-2006, 02:12 PM | #17 (permalink) | |||||||||
| Junior Member Pirates_Ghost has no status.
Location: The other side of the Lake from work Rep Power: 12 | Quote:
Not to mention the pagan ideals of 'Three fold'  __________________ You can't wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you - Look, if I went 'round saying I was an Emperor, just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away! | |||||||||
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| 03-22-2006, 02:21 PM | #18 (permalink) | ||||||||
| Senior Member Lmo has no status.
Rep Power: 7 | They tried with the guilt thing. Didnt work. Tell me about the threefold thing, but dont tell me for every signature I forged, someone's gonna forge mine 3 times. I opted out of the Mommy thing so that wouldnt happen. That whole threat of having a kid like myself( and now you say 3fold!) was a wonderful deterrant. I took those pills!  | ||||||||
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| 03-22-2006, 02:35 PM | #19 (permalink) | |||||||||
| Junior Member Pirates_Ghost has no status.
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Any wrong doing in the eyes of the universe will return to you three times over. IE: You steal and apple from a poor man, you will be rendered poor by having all your belongings stolen from you.... Kinda 'eye for an eye' times 3 __________________ You can't wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you - Look, if I went 'round saying I was an Emperor, just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away! | |||||||||
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Um...no. I'm like crime. I dont pay.
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