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Old 03-06-2006, 03:24 PM   #1 (permalink)
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They're called "Barriers" for a reason!

WACO, Texas (AP) - A 25-year-old woman climbed past barriers and into an elephant's zoo exhibit, then crawled out with minor injuries after the 6,000-pound animal smacked her with its trunk.

"That's how an elephant reacts to something they would perceive as a threat," said Cameron Park Zoo director Jim Fleshman.

After saying she wanted to play with the elephant, the woman climbed over a 3-feet-high wood-and-wire fence, scaled an 8-foot-tall artificial rock structure and bypassed an electric wire before jumping into the exhibit Thursday afternoon, Fleshman said. A moat extends around most of the exhibit.

After the woman got out, fire and emergency crews took her to a hospital with minor injuries, including scrapes on her side and arm. Waco Fire Capt. Greg Kistler said the woman, whose name was not released, was visiting the zoo with a child and another woman.

The exhibit contains two female African elephants that have been at the zoo at least nine years. Only one of the elephants struck the woman.

Both animals were stressed after the incident and were moved to a private area for part of the afternoon, and one didn't want to return to the exhibit even later in the day. But both were back for visitors to see Friday, Fleshman said.

"They're not used to somebody being in their space," he said.
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Old 03-06-2006, 03:39 PM   #2 (permalink)
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what a moran now a dozen or 200 lawyers have already called her to get at the neglecting zoo...........
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Old 03-06-2006, 04:01 PM   #3 (permalink)
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I'm not much of a zoo person, why keep a wild animal gagged up, but just what if the poor elephant killed this "Wako from Waco?" The public would be outraged and call for the elephant to be destroyed. How is that fair? Maybe a sign out in front of the zoo should read...

"Hey, your about to enter into a place were wild animals will be in THIER own gages. We strongly, SRTONLLY recommend you stay out of their cages. If you decide to take the time and try to get into THIER space you may or may not be killed. If you’re killed, to bad. You’re an idiot to think these animals are pets like your puppy at home. They are not. They are WILD animals.”

I say for punishment the zoo makes her clean up after the elephant's during the hot summer days with nothing more than a spoon to pick it up!
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If you're going to call someone a moron at least spell it right.

I'm with ya... total moron, should've been smacked harder and have their head examined.
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If you're going to call someone a moron at least spell it right.

I'm with ya... total moron, should've been smacked harder and have their head examined.
what are we PC now
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Nah, he's just been to the local spelling bee.
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Old 03-07-2006, 09:17 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Nah... it was just one of those spelling errors that made me want to stick a rusty fork in my leg.
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If you're going to call someone a moron at least spell it right.

I'm with ya... total moron, should've been smacked harder and have their head examined.

Maybe he was equating this person to Sarah Moran, who was a friend of mine in high school.
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Maybe he was equating this person to Sarah Moran, who was a friend of mine in high school.
Was she really that daft too?
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Maybe he was equating this person to Sarah Moran, who was a friend of mine in high school.
I hope not Arch. Bob seems to be a we bit older than you.
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