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Old 02-14-2006, 02:04 PM   #1 (permalink)
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WEST FARGO, N.D. (AP) - A North Dakota State University student is facing charges after allegedly trying to buy marijuana at the police station.

Saturday's incident was "about the craziest thing I've ever come across," Officer Ken Zeeb said. "This is something that you couldn't even make up."

The 20-year-old woman called the police station about 3:15 a.m. Saturday, asking where she could buy marijuana, authorities said. The dispatcher, after repeatedly telling the woman it was illegal to sell and possess marijuana, then told her that police had some of the drug in the station's evidence locker.

Zeeb had arrived for his 4 a.m. shift about 15 minutes early and was in the evidence locker room when the woman arrived.

"The dispatcher got on the intercom and said, 'You know what? She's here. She just handed me $3 for marijuana,'" Zeeb said.

The woman was arrested on charges of criminal attempt and possession of drug paraphernalia.

"She didn't seem like she was really under the influence of drugs or alcohol," Zeeb said. "She understood what was going on and articulated herself well."

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Should be interesting to see what comes out of that... way too stupid to have been done without some point to it.
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Never tried it but...maybe she needed a place to stay (for free) for the night. Think of it as a free bed & breakfast
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Never tried it but...maybe she needed a place to stay (for free) for the night. Think of it as a free bed & breakfast
Yeah, but even if the accomodations were pretty good you might be taking a risk of not getting the same spot if you chose to make a 'reservation' in the future. Somehow they view frequent visitors a little differently than the regular B&B.
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Not to far from the truth here. Some people will commit small time crime late in the fall time so they can go to jail for a few months and get a warm place to stay, 3 warm meals a day, and a dry place to sleep.

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