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Location: 254.45 miles from Tiverton, Devon (ENGLAND) Rep Power: 9  | Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb? Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code. Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp! Rottweiler: Make me. Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark. Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please! German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation. Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture. Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb! Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark. Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb. Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there..... Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares? Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle... Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry. __________________ "Artificial Intelligence usually beats natural stupidity." | ||||||||
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| 02-01-2006, 02:34 PM | #2 (permalink) |
| Junior Member  | Whatcha up to Jules? Reposting my old schtick :P STILL funny tho  __________________ You can't wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you - Look, if I went 'round saying I was an Emperor, just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!  |
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Location: 3498.51 miles from Tiverton, Ontario (CANADA) Rep Power: 16 | How does it work if I repost something I already posted? What if I re-write it? How many forum members does it take to change a phone? 1 to change the phone and 1 to post that the phone has been changed 14 to share similar experiences of changing phones and how the phone could have been changed differently 7 to caution about the dangers of changing phones 27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing phones 53 to flame the spell checkers 41 to correct spelling/grammar flames 6 to argue over whether it's set or "phone" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive 2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "station" 15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "phone" is perfectly correct 156 to email the participant's ISPs complaining that they are in violation of their "acceptable use policy" 109 to post that this forum is not about phones and to please take this discussion to a phone forum 203 to demand that cross posting to hardware forum, off-topic forum, and phone forum about changing phones be stopped 7 people to post. If this can be made a sticky? 46 reporting it as spam because the phone company does not sponsor their forum 1 new forum member to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again. | ||||||||
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Location: 254.45 miles from Tiverton, Devon (ENGLAND) Rep Power: 9 | Siemens Cordless Phone In Nortel PABX Quote:
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Location: 254.45 miles from Tiverton, Devon (ENGLAND) Rep Power: 9 | Quote:
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