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Location: The other side of the Lake from work Rep Power: 11 ![]() | --- While trying to use a can of hair spray, Lorraine Squicciarini found the nozzle was clogged. Run the nozzle under warm water, maybe? No way: with a can opener, she "opened a hole in the bottom of the Aquanet can in an attempt to clear the nozzle. The contents, including vapors and highly flammable and explosive materials," blew out of the can. "The pilot light of the gas range ignited it," said the family's lawyer, David Schoen. "She soon became engulfed in flames, turning her whole body, virtually from head to toe, into a ball of fire." Horrific. In the burn ward she begged to die and, the day after the accident, she did. The cause of the accident is not in dispute. In fact, the quoted words above about how she pierced the can of hair spray with a can opener were from the lawsuit filed by Squicciarini's daughters against Unilever USA, which makes Aquanet. The suit, filed in the Brooklyn Supreme Court, claims wrongful death. It seeks $10 million in damages plus $100 million in punitive damages. The suit says the company manufactured a "defective" product and provided "inadequate" warnings and instructions on the can. "The printed warning against puncturing the can," Schoen claims, "which was insufficient then, remains insufficient." You mean there already was a warning on the can that the victim ignored? Yes! Spray cans already warn that they should not be punctured. And hair spray cans note that the contents is flammable. Do people REALLY need to be specifically told in giant red letters on every spray can not to puncture it in the presence of open flames? And is it truly an outrageous act not to do that -- so outrageous that the company is obligated to be penalized to the tune of $100,000,000 to be paid to the family of someone who committed such a stupid act? Squicciarini did not deserve a senseless, painful death. But it's even more barbaric to blame someone else for an incredibly stupid thing she did to herself. SOURCE: 1) "Kin Sue in Hair Spray Fire Death", New York Daily News, 24 December 2005 http://StellaAwards.com/cgi-bin/redirect5.pl?71f __________________ You can't wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you - Look, if I went 'round saying I was an Emperor, just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away! | ||||||||
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Location: 3498.51 miles from Tiverton, Ontario (CANADA) Rep Power: 16 ![]() | Quote:
From having sat on several jury panels last year I know that neither side seems to care for middle aged Caucasian conservatives. | |||||||||
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Location: 254.45 miles from Tiverton, Devon (ENGLAND) Rep Power: 8 ![]() | Any chance when this is all over that the lawyer that recommended they put this case to trial can be put out of his misery? How can people be so stupid as to think that the instructions printed on the can are not serious, I know flammable and inflammable aren't much different from each other but the warnings on any product are there for anyone to read, ESPECIALLY the stupid and inept. And as for the ones who can't read the label on the can, get someone else to read it for you before you blow yourself up! __________________ "Artificial Intelligence usually beats natural stupidity." | ||||||||
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