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Old 01-27-2006, 07:33 AM   #1 (permalink)
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While trying to use a can of hair spray, Lorraine Squicciarini found
the nozzle was clogged. Run the nozzle under warm water, maybe? No way:
with a can opener, she "opened a hole in the bottom of the Aquanet can in
an attempt to clear the nozzle. The contents, including vapors and highly
flammable and explosive materials," blew out of the can. "The pilot light
of the gas range ignited it," said the family's lawyer, David Schoen.
"She soon became engulfed in flames, turning her whole body, virtually
from head to toe, into a ball of fire."

Horrific. In the burn ward she begged to die and, the day after the
accident, she did.

The cause of the accident is not in dispute. In fact, the quoted words
above about how she pierced the can of hair spray with a can opener were
from the lawsuit filed by Squicciarini's daughters against Unilever USA,
which makes Aquanet. The suit, filed in the Brooklyn Supreme Court,
claims wrongful death. It seeks $10 million in damages plus $100 million
in punitive damages. The suit says the company manufactured a "defective"
product and provided "inadequate" warnings and instructions on the can.
"The printed warning against puncturing the can," Schoen claims, "which
was insufficient then, remains insufficient."

You mean there already was a warning on the can that the victim
ignored? Yes! Spray cans already warn that they should not be punctured.
And hair spray cans note that the contents is flammable. Do people REALLY
need to be specifically told in giant red letters on every spray can not
to puncture it in the presence of open flames? And is it truly an
outrageous act not to do that -- so outrageous that the company is
obligated to be penalized to the tune of $100,000,000 to be paid to the
family of someone who committed such a stupid act?

Squicciarini did not deserve a senseless, painful death. But it's even
more barbaric to blame someone else for an incredibly stupid thing she
did to herself.


SOURCE:

1) "Kin Sue in Hair Spray Fire Death", New York Daily News, 24 December
2005
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Old 01-27-2006, 08:04 AM   #2 (permalink)
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The suit, filed in the Brooklyn Supreme Court,
claims wrongful death. It seeks $10 million in damages plus $100 million
in punitive damages. The suit says the company manufactured a "defective"
product and provided "inadequate" warnings and instructions on the can.
"The printed warning against puncturing the can," Schoen claims, "which
was insufficient then, remains insufficient."
I wish I could be on that jury........how to you say ZIP NOT'A NOTHING, and you can pay court costs....
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I wish I could be on that jury........how to you say ZIP NOT'A NOTHING, and you can pay court costs....
Right there with ya!!!

From having sat on several jury panels last year I know that neither side seems to care for middle aged Caucasian conservatives.
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I'm quite aware that things are much different in that corner of Yankee country but I hope the judge understands the concept of "frivolous lawsuit".
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Any chance when this is all over that the lawyer that recommended they put this case to trial can be put out of his misery? How can people be so stupid as to think that the instructions printed on the can are not serious, I know flammable and inflammable aren't much different from each other but the warnings on any product are there for anyone to read, ESPECIALLY the stupid and inept. And as for the ones who can't read the label on the can, get someone else to read it for you before you blow yourself up!
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Any chance when this is all over that the lawyer that recommended they put this case to trial can be put out of his misery?
Actually we're going to pack him / her and bunch of other lawyers into 8x40 containers and ship them FOB to the UK.
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Any chance when this is all over that the lawyer that recommended they put this case to trial can be put out of his misery?
Actually we're going to pack him / her and bunch of other lawyers into 8x40 containers and ship them FOB to the UK.
All I ask is that the seals on the container are air-tight.
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amen brother, i would donate to that....
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You guys are just cruel and inhumane.
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