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Old 01-30-2006, 08:12 AM   #11 (permalink)
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I think all warnings should be removed from everything. And the law should be changed so that if you hurt yourself from anything, it's your own damned fault.

Touch an electric fence and die? Your fault, you shouldn't have touched that.

Drop your toaster in the bath tub? Your fault, shouldn't have been making toast in the bathroom.

Strangle yourself with a shoelace? Your fault, should have kept things away from your neck.

Slip on a wet floor? Your fault, shouldn't have walked there.

Open a can of aquanet with a can opener and burn yourself to death? It's okay, the species doesn't need morons like you anyway.
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Old 01-30-2006, 08:25 AM   #12 (permalink)
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I think all warnings should be removed from everything. And the law should be changed so that if you hurt yourself from anything, it's your own damned fault.

Touch an electric fence and die? Your fault, you shouldn't have touched that.

Drop your toaster in the bath tub? Your fault, shouldn't have been making toast in the bathroom.

Strangle yourself with a shoelace? Your fault, should have kept things away from your neck.

Slip on a wet floor? Your fault, shouldn't have walked there.

Open a can of aquanet with a can opener and burn yourself to death? It's okay, the species doesn't need morons like you anyway.
Ah, the theory of natural selection.
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Old 01-30-2006, 08:56 AM   #13 (permalink)
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You guys are just cruel and inhumane.
Says Mr. Texas.
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Ah, the theory of natural selection.
I seem to recall some guy named Darwin, I think, having some similar thoughts.
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You guys are just cruel and inhumane.
Says Mr. Texas.
Thank you for the "Mr.".
Comes from having lived there for a few years... I had a customer file a complaint against me for calling her ma'am one day, she was insulted that made her feel old with that comment.
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Comes from having lived there for a few years... I had a customer file a complaint against me for calling her ma'am one day, she was insulted that made her feel old with that comment.
Sometimes ya just can't win.
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Round here it's most of the time though!
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Round here it's most of the time though!
But what is there to win at around here?
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Round here it's most of the time though!
But what is there to win at around here?
I'd say respect but that would be pushing the bounds of credulity.
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