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Old 01-20-2006, 09:16 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Let me try to get my brain untwisted with something simpler. You guys are giving 'tortured logic' a new meaning.

Shouldn't an implosion go "Moob!"?

Mebbe not. I think it oughtta be "!mooB".[/b]
Now that was an attempted sleath hi-jack.
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Old 01-20-2006, 09:17 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Let me try to get my brain untwisted with something simpler. You guys are giving 'tortured logic' a new meaning.

Shouldn't an implosion go "Moob!"?

Mebbe not. I think it oughtta be "!mooB".[/b]
Now that was an attempted sleath hi-jack.
But not stealthy enough eh?
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Old 01-20-2006, 09:23 AM   #13 (permalink)
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But not stealthy enough eh?
Never... I'm on it doggone it.
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Old 01-20-2006, 09:26 AM   #14 (permalink)
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9. A password must contain a number as this makes it more secure as it cannot be a recognisable word in its entirity. (But because we've already blocked you from using all numbers from 1 - 9 you've only got the one choice left!)
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9a. Numbers may not be represented in the form of Roman Numerals.
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Just for sh!ts and grins I'm going to put all of this into our P&P format and post it in our policy & procedures folder... should be interesting to see if anyone notices it.

Now I have to find an author for it that isn't here anymore.
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9a. Numbers may not be represented in the form of Roman Numerals.
So that means that I,V and X can't be next to each other in the password?
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9a. Numbers may not be represented in the form of Roman Numerals.
So that means that I,V and X can't be next to each other in the password?
Or used on their own (down to 1 usable number and usable 23 letters)

- Must use a mix of upper and lower case but there can not be a pattern: JEps, JePs are not acceptable
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9a. Numbers may not be represented in the form of Roman Numerals.
So that means that I,V and X can't be next to each other in the password?
You'd better lose L, C, D and M then too.
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9a. Numbers may not be represented in the form of Roman Numerals.
Now there's a clever one if you're only allowed 0 (zero)!
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