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Old 01-04-2006, 01:47 PM   #1 (permalink)
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TORONTO (Reuters) - Giving homeless alcoholics a regular supply of booze may improve their health and their behavior, the Canadian Medical Association Journal said in a study published on Tuesday.


Seventeen homeless adults, all with long and chronic histories of alcohol abuse, were allowed up to 15 glasses of wine or sherry a day -- a glass an hour from 7 a.m. to 10 p.m. -- in the Ottawa-based program, which started in 2002 and is continuing.

After an average of 16 months, the number of times participants got in trouble with the law had fallen 51 percent from the three years before they joined the program, and hospital emergency room visits were down 36 percent.

"Once we give a 'small amount' of alcohol and stabilize the addiction, we are able to provide health services that lead to a reduction in the unnecessary health services they were getting before," said Dr. Jeff Turnbull, one of the authors of the report.

"The alcohol gets them in, builds the trust and then we have the opportunity to treat other medical diseases... It's about improving the quality of life."

Three of the 17 participants died during the program, succumbing to alcohol-related illnesses that might have killed them anyway, the study said.
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Old 01-04-2006, 02:07 PM   #2 (permalink)
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What gives with all the Canada post's?

Seems like your bashing Canada. I must have missed something.
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Old 01-04-2006, 02:30 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Bob,
What gives with all the Canada post's?

Seems like your bashing Canada. I must have missed something.
I thought he was fishing to see if this program involved 15 beer a day then sign up if it was true
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Old 01-04-2006, 02:31 PM   #4 (permalink)
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no no John i like Canada, its just news :wink:
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i don't know if 15 beers would last from 7am to 10pm :wink:, now that sherry will probably work if you liked the junk
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i don't know if 15 beers would last from 7am to 10pm :wink:, now that sherry will probably work if you liked the junk
When I was young and foolish we had a 'centurion award' that went to the person who could drink a shot of beer every 60 seconds for 1 hour (no bathroom breaks).

Never won but it was fun trying...
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What gives with all the Canada post's?

Seems like your bashing Canada. I must have missed something.
Like the (missing) source of the flaming loser?
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were is whats his name??? DS is it??? :) [/quote]
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No-one seems to be sure, but your flaming loser has magically disappeared!
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