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Old 11-16-2005, 02:09 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Australian food officials caution consumers about glowing meats

SYDNEY, Australia (AP) - An Australian food agency sought Wednesday to quell fears about glow-in-the-dark meats after a man called a Sydney radio station alarmed about his luminous pork chops.

The New South Wales state Food Authority said the phenomenon was caused by a harmless light-emitting bacteria, pseudomonas fluorescens, that is naturally present in most meats and fish.

"While most of us would understandably be shocked to see our food glowing, it is important to remember that the microorganism responsible for the glow is not known to cause food poisoning," the authority's director general, George Davey, said in a statement.

The Food Authority receives around two phone calls each month from nervous consumers who have discovered glowing meats in their refrigerators, and issued the statement to allay fears about possible radioactivity in Australia's meat supply.

"There has been some speculation in the media that glowing food might have been irradiated, and I can assure consumers that this is definitely not the case," Davey said.

While the bacteria is harmless to humans, it spreads quickly on meat that is starting to spoil, said the food agency, which recommends disposing of glowing meats.


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P.S. I don't mean to be punny here but something doesn't smell right and I don't mean stale meat! I have NEVER seen a glowing mold on any food substance and I would be truly curious see any bioluminescence in my home. Even I'd be wondering if one of their nuclear plants hasn't somehow contaminated the bacteria and molds in the food chain?
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I wonder why he's eating in the dark anyway.
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While the bacteria is harmless to humans, it spreads quickly on meat that is starting to spoil, said the food agency, which recommends disposing of glowing meats.
Hmm... smells like a cover up.
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