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Old 10-21-2005, 10:49 AM   #1 (permalink)
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We’ve already told you that analog TV as you know it will be kaput sometime in the next five years, but a US Senate panel working on a new bill has actually attached a real date to this wishy-washy deadline. April 7, 2009 is now the day delegated for TV stations to switch entirely to digital programming. Great for those of us who have already made the swtich to compatible hardware, not so great for those with old tube TVs. The government has also decided that when those analog wavelengths are abandoned, they’ll sell them off in an auction that they hope to bring in more than $10 billion. Wowsa. No wonder they’re so psyched to get this done with. However, to make things a little better for those who just don’t have digital TV on the top of their shopping lists, the new bill has allotted up to $3 billion to subsidize some of the cost for Americans to buy devices that would convert digital signals so existing analog television sets could still work. These boxes should cost about $50 a pop.
“We take the position that, if we’re mandating this conversion, we cannot leave people behind,” Sen. Ted Stevens, the committee chairman and an Alaska Republican, told reporters. “I don’t expect to lose that $3 billion” in debate on the Senate floor, he said.
Awww, isn’t that sweet? No couch potato left behind. Of course, it seems that another bill being drafted in the House Commerce Committee has some differences, allotting the deadline as December 31, 2008 and only $990 million for the converter box program. Soooooooooo, we’ll just see who comes up on top.
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Old 10-21-2005, 11:10 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Why the F!@# is my government getting paid to even THINK about any of this? Who cares how TV programs get to me? Who cares if people can't afford to WATCH TV?! Thanks, government, for taking something completely free and making the citizens of this country pay for it. (Not that I use rabbit ears anymore, but there was a time.) So then I guess we'll soon be rid of FM radio as well and we'll all have to have Satellite radio. Can't wait for that one.
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Old 10-21-2005, 11:16 AM   #3 (permalink)
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We have the same sort of switch over here but the dates that have been put on it are on a region by region basis but all starting in 2009.

There's an area in Wales that they've already switched off analog and purchased digi boxes for the ones that didn't have them already, including kitting out a caravan park and a few hotels!
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Old 10-21-2005, 11:46 AM   #4 (permalink)
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the new bill has allotted up to $3 billion to subsidize some of the cost for Americans to buy devices that would convert digital signals so existing analog television sets could still work. These boxes should cost about $50 a pop.
I wonder where the $3 billion is going to come from...
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Re: anybody want to buy 5 TV's cheap

You can look at it this way:
(according to the most recent Consumer reports Mag)

Cost to repair 15"-27" (analog) Colour TV: $250-$650
Cost to purchase 15"-27" (digital/HD) Colour TV: $300-$2500 dependant on features.

Doing the math myself, since I'm in market to repace at least one (1995 Sony Trinitron 15" with a 10 year old tuner)....Buying a new HD Panasonic for the $350.....better picture, better quality, more features, flat pannel screen......

Welcome to the 21st Century, home of the disposable product.
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I just installed a 42" Casio Aquias SP? for a friend, Interesting to note that the fricken stand for the thing now weighs 3 times what the TV does.

I wonder how they plan on getting rid of the old ones.
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Old 10-21-2005, 12:03 PM   #7 (permalink)
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I wonder how they plan on getting rid of the old ones.
Selling them to Knutters like you and I to "destroy" (back in the day a good pair of Steel tipped Doc Martens and a walk through the TV wasteland at the local Rubish site was fun....Good swift kick was all it took to watch them implode....)
Mind.....there's a bit of cost to it....gas to haul them out to the desert/field, cost of ammo (or new boots/steel tips in my case)
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I once made the mistake of trying to shoot out an old TV with clay loads good thing I was wearing shooting glasses because all of that shot came back at me at about half the speed it hit the glass at.
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Since I don't watch tv where can I just apply to get my part in cash?
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