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Old 10-16-2005, 10:52 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Ok, I'm a little sleepy

What's up! You guys going to the WS. Congrats and best of luck.
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Old 10-17-2005, 12:47 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Well least it's over for LAA, now I won't have to endure the onslaught of nasty emails every time the other team wins.
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Old 10-17-2005, 07:30 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Re: Wimmens!...

Got home last night during the 9th, VERY tired from a LONG LONG drive home with three screaming (tired) kids...
JUST as I hit the pillow to get some kip, the gun fire started...followed by an M80 in the neighbors driveway...
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Me, POed and VERY tired trying to calm down the now VERY VERY tired and EXTREAMLY SCARED twins while the Very tired wifey tried to calm the screaming baby.

I hate baseball!
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Old 10-17-2005, 07:34 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Got home last night during the 9th, VERY tired from a LONG LONG drive home with three screaming (tired) kids...
JUST as I hit the pillow to get some kip, the gun fire started...followed by an M80 in the neighbors driveway...
Translation?
Me, POed and VERY tired trying to calm down the now VERY VERY tired and EXTREAMLY SCARED twins while the Very tired wifey tried to calm the screaming baby.

I hate baseball!
NICE! You poor guy. Earplugs next time???
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Old 10-17-2005, 07:48 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Got home last night during the 9th, VERY tired from a LONG LONG drive home with three screaming (tired) kids...
JUST as I hit the pillow to get some kip, the gun fire started...followed by an M80 in the neighbors driveway...
Translation?
Me, POed and VERY tired trying to calm down the now VERY VERY tired and EXTREAMLY SCARED twins while the Very tired wifey tried to calm the screaming baby.

I hate baseball!
NICE! You poor guy. Earplugs next time???
Would work for ME, but can't see it doing much for the kids...
Besides...you ever try to sleep through an M80 Blast? (1/4 stick of Dynamite) the flash alone sets off car alarms for 3 blocks :S
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Old 10-17-2005, 07:55 AM   #6 (permalink)
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just think if they win the world series, burn Chi town burn, and a lot of lotting for good measure

and the Cards are in deep dodo now
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Old 10-17-2005, 08:03 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Got home last night during the 9th, VERY tired from a LONG LONG drive home with three screaming (tired) kids...
JUST as I hit the pillow to get some kip, the gun fire started...followed by an M80 in the neighbors driveway...
Translation?
Me, POed and VERY tired trying to calm down the now VERY VERY tired and EXTREAMLY SCARED twins while the Very tired wifey tried to calm the screaming baby.

I hate baseball!
Isn't there a way of reporting them to the cops for that sort of nusance? Anonymously of course.
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Got home last night during the 9th, VERY tired from a LONG LONG drive home with three screaming (tired) kids...
JUST as I hit the pillow to get some kip, the gun fire started...followed by an M80 in the neighbors driveway...
Translation?
Me, POed and VERY tired trying to calm down the now VERY VERY tired and EXTREAMLY SCARED twins while the Very tired wifey tried to calm the screaming baby.

I hate baseball!
NICE! You poor guy. Earplugs next time???
Would work for ME, but can't see it doing much for the kids...
Besides...you ever try to sleep through an M80 Blast? (1/4 stick of Dynamite) the flash alone sets off car alarms for 3 blocks :S
i can sleep thru about anything anymore.
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i can sleep thru about anything anymore.
No fair though... you got drugs!!!


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i can sleep thru about anything anymore.
No fair though... you got drugs!!!


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Amen! Better living thru RX!

Morphine knocks me out for about 18 hours when taken in large enough doses. :wink:
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