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Old 08-13-2005, 02:57 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Just put a new racing suspencion plus bakes, doing 60 on a right hand turn (TIRES DID NOT EVEN SPEAK TO ME) ... 130 on a shakane I was born to be a race car driver :P

shakane not sure if it is spelled correctly but the results is the same

Main Entry: 1shake
Pronunciation: 'shAk
Function: verb
Inflected Form(s): shook /'shuk/; shakˇen /'shA-k&n/; shakˇing
Etymology: Middle English, from Old English sceacan; akin to Old Norse skaka to shake
intransitive senses
1 : to move irregularly to and fro
2 : to vibrate especially as the result of a blow or shock
3 : to tremble as a result of physical or emotional disturbance
4 : to experience a state of instability : TOTTER
5 : to briskly move something to and fro or up and down especially in order to mix
6 : to clasp hands
7 : 3TRILL
transitive senses
1 : to brandish, wave, or flourish often in a threatening manner
2 : to cause to move in a usually quick jerky manner
3 : to cause to quake, quiver, or tremble
4 a : to free oneself from <shake a habit> <shake off a cold> b : to get away from : get rid of <can you shake your friend? I want to talk to you alone -- Elmer Davis>
5 : to lessen the stability of : WEAKEN <shake one's faith>
6 : to bring to a specified condition by or as if by repeated quick jerky movements <shook himself loose from the man's grasp>
7 : to dislodge or eject by quick jerky movements of the support or container <shook the dust from the cloth>
8 : to clasp (hands) in greeting or farewell or as a sign of goodwill or agreement
9 : to stir the feelings of : UPSET <shook her up>
10 : 3TRILL
- shakˇable or shakeˇable /'shA-k&-b&l/ adjective
- shake a leg 1 : DANCE 2 : to hurry up
synonyms SHAKE, AGITATE, ROCK, CONVULSE mean to move up and down or to and fro with some violence. SHAKE often carries a further implication of a particular purpose <shake well before using>. AGITATE suggests a violent and prolonged tossing or stirring <an ocean agitated by storms>. ROCK suggests a swinging or swaying motion resulting from violent impact or upheaval <the whole city was rocked by the explosion>. CONVULSE suggests a violent pulling or wrenching as of a body in a paroxysm <spectators were convulsed with laughter>.

Uh.. Who said I was Old.. Maybe not smart... But not old :P
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Old 08-14-2005, 05:44 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Just put a new racing suspencion plus bakes, doing 60 on a right hand turn (TIRES DID NOT EVEN SPEAK TO ME) ... 130 on a shakane I was born to be a race car driver :P
Happiness is not around the corner... happiness is the corner.
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shakane not sure if it is spelled correctly but the results is the same
This has been bugging me, and I tried, I really, really tried, to not correct it, but ... (it's an obssession, compulsion)... it's chicane. Like in chicanery.
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This has been bugging me, and I tried, I really, really tried, to not correct it, but ... (it's an obssession, compulsion)... it's chicane. Like in chicanery.
SD...? Is that you? :P
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This has been bugging me, and I tried, I really, really tried, to not correct it, but ... (it's an obssession, compulsion)... it's chicane. Like in chicanery.
SD...? Is that you? :P
Speaking of SD where is he?? Did he go on vacation again?
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Speaking of SD where is he?? Did he go on vacation again?
I don't think he ever came back... I have however seen his SN pop up at odd hours of the evening.
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shakane not sure if it is spelled correctly but the results is the same
This has been bugging me, and I tried, I really, really tried, to not correct it, but ... (it's an obssession, compulsion)... it's chicane. Like in chicanery.
Main Entry: 1chiˇcane
Pronunciation: shi-'kAn, chi-
Function: verb
Inflected Form(s): chiˇcaned; chiˇcanˇing
Etymology: French chicaner, from Middle French, to quibble, prevent justice
intransitive senses : to use chicanery <a wretch he had taught to lie and chicane -- George Meredith>
transitive senses : TRICK, CHEAT

Hmmm... not quite what I was looking for but might work. I'm talking about how a curve becomes an S :P Then you try and straighten it out :wink:
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Do you see a pattern here?

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The basic idea of a corner is out-in-out, like changing lanes and changing back again. Occasionally things will get more complicated than that, such as chicanes and esses, but this is the basic idea. From the original out, you brake and turn as little as possible to guide your vehicle towards the center point on the inside line of the curve. That is the in point, at which you straighten the wheel and apply pressure to the gas pedal in order to accelerate for the straightaway.
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This has been bugging me, and I tried, I really, really tried, to not correct it, but ... (it's an obssession, compulsion)... it's chicane. Like in chicanery.
SD...? Is that you? :P
Speaking of SD where is he?? Did he go on vacation again?
I confess, I am on vacation again... I'll be back August 30.... but only popping in now and then till that time.

I see you have been having lots of fun in my absence!! I must say that only Rachelle could get so many to 'expose' themselves while leaving out her own pictureon the pretense that it is 'too big'!!!


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Re: Beep.. Beep... VRROOOMM!!!

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I see you have been having lots of fun in my absence!! I must say that only Rachelle could get so many to 'expose' themselves while leaving out her own pictureon the pretense that it is 'too big'!!!


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Over the last few weeks the participation in this forum has taken off... heck it's a lot more like the office on the board now, 20% tech 80% screwing around.
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