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Old 07-06-2005, 06:21 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Astrologer sues Nasa

A Russian astrologer is suing Nasa after claiming the probe they smashed into a comet meant she had to rewrite all her horoscopes.

Marina Bai wants £170,000 in damages after Nasa's Deep Impact probe crashed into the Tempel 1 comet.

She said the collision will change the orbit of the comet and therefore affect the night skyscape, and she will be unable to read horoscopes properly without lots of extra research.

She said: "It is obvious that elements of the comet's orbit, and correspondingly the ephemeris, will change after the explosion. This will interfere with my astrology work and distort my horoscopes."

Moscow district court officials have said preparations for the case are underway, but that no date has yet been set for a hearing.


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Should be fun to see where this goes, I wonder if the courts over there will let something let this fly like we would here.
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Astrologer sues Nasa

A Russian astrologer is suing Nasa after claiming the probe they smashed into a comet meant she had to rewrite all her horoscopes.
Okay, she is an astrologer.
#1 - she should have been able to predict the change
#2 - re-write her own horror scope first and she will know if
she will win this case or not
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