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Old 06-22-2005, 08:09 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Chicago to publicly embarrass "PIRATES-GHOST"
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Tuesday 21st June, 2005 (UPI)

City officials in Chicago are hoping a new Web site featuring names and mug shots of men arrested for soliciting prostitution will discourage the crime.

Mayor Richard Daley and top police brass unveiled the Internet site Tuesday following a police recruit graduation ceremony.

Photographs of 21 people, including four suburbanites, charged with patronizing or soliciting the services of a prostitute over the past month were the first posted on the public site.

Police arrested 3,204 prostitutes, 950 johns and impounded 862 vehicles last year, the Chicago Tribune said. People convicted of soliciting prostitution currently face up to $1,000 fines and impoundment of their vehicles.

We're telling everyone that if you solicit a prostitute in the City of Chicago you will be arrested and people will know, said Daley.

He said the Web site started from the premise that prostitution is not a victimless crime, and I agree wholeheartedly.
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OK...as much as I appreciate Bobs attempt at humour, let the record show...
I have never PAID for Sex, will NEVER pay for sex and have never been with a prositute let alone been arrested for solitation or being one.

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Old 06-22-2005, 08:25 AM   #3 (permalink)
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They should do one showing all of the women they pick up.

One of my customers happens to be the county womens jail, in this county the majority of the inmates are prostitutes, the rest are mostly druggies and the "I tried to kill my hubby / kids" gals. There is some great looking tail in there... even better are the pictures of when they bust into to arrest them.
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Your married arn't you, you think thats FREE.....
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950 johns
Can someone tell me why we went with "john" for the name?
And while were at it, why do we say "I have to go to the john"?

I've been John for 41 years and I still dont have a clue.
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Your married arn't you, you think thats FREE.....
Ok...you've certainly got a point there Hell, this weekend I'm about to drop MORE $$$$$ on trading in my beloved beatle turbo for an...Ugh....Minivan
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on trading in my beloved beatle turbo for an...Ugh....Minivan
SAY IT ANIT SO!!!!!!!
No more VW? I've only had VW's.

We have a dealer in town that will lease a new VW Jetta for $159.00 for 36 months. I might have to jump at that one.
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Ok...you've certainly got a point there Hell, this weekend I'm about to drop MORE $$$$$ on trading in my beloved beatle turbo for an...Ugh....Minivan
Although never as quick as a turbo beatle they're putting some balls in newer minvans these days.

There is a nice straight mile long freeway on ramp where I live and I've run more than a couple of minivan moms upto a 100 on it... no contest against my car but I didn't exactly leave them way behind.
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Yeah, Slag...I'm looking at the Toyota Siena currently (abit outta my price range tho)...but for what I want, it's got the haul (7 seating and a good engine)

John....it's all from the ol' "John Doe" days..blame him for all your troubles.
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