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Old 06-02-2005, 01:25 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Hey guys think we caqn talk congress in to passing similar laws here, just think of the traffic reduction, not to mention not having to watch them apply makeup while driving

He just wanted his colleagues in the government's legislative arm to discuss the possibility of conducting a study into the feasibility of reversing the ban on women drivers — the only prohibition of its kind in the world.

But Consultative Council member Mohammad al-Zulfa's proposal has unleashed a storm in this conservative country where the subject of women drivers remains taboo.

Al-Zulfa's cell phone now constantly rings with furious Saudis accusing him of encouraging women to commit the double sins of discarding their veils and mixing with men. He gets phone text messages calling on Allah to freeze his blood. Chat rooms bristle with insulting accusations that al-Zulfa is "driven by carnal instincts with 454 horsepower."

There even have been calls to kick al-Zulfa from the council and strip him of his Saudi nationality.

The uproar may be astounding to outsiders. But in Saudi Arabia, where the religious establishment has the upper hand in defining women's freedoms, the issue touches on the kingdom's strict Islamic lifestyle.

Conservatives, who believe women should be shielded from strange men, say driving will allow a woman to leave home whenever she pleases and go wherever she wishes. Some say it will present her with opportunities to violate Islamic law, such as exposing her eyes while driving or interacting with strange men, like police officers or mechanics.

"Driving by women leads to evil,"


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ain't that the truth.... :wink:
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Old 06-02-2005, 03:07 PM   #2 (permalink)
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The horror! Being able to leave home whenever she pleases and go wherever she wishes! Sounds to me like the whole thing is based on male insecurities. Now they may have to treat the women like something more than furniture.
Things might get a lot more interesting in Saudi if the women are presented with opportunities to "violate Islamic law" such as exposing their eyes while driving or interacting with strange men, like police officers or mechanics. :wink:

Oooooh baby, make me violate Islamic law!
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Old 06-02-2005, 03:10 PM   #3 (permalink)
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"Driving by women leads to evil,"
Typically the bigger and heavier the vehicle the worse they are... afterall everyone will get out of their way... I sort of use the same train of thought but only when I have to throw my size around.

I say we only let women drive those POS smart car things... see how many of them pay attention when they aren't protected by 7000+lbs of steel.
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You would never be able to get me to give up my motorcycle. You would never be able to catch me to try. I will never give up a single right and I will continue to demand more. In the words of the Susan B. Anthony:

"Men, their rights and nothing more. Women, their rights and nothing less."

The day that the genders become different in the ability to live or die will be the day that I surrender to double standards and partial rights. With very few exceptions we are all humans and we all have the same inalienable rights.

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Bob, you wouldn't have titled this thread what you did if you didn't know that part of your audience would get their hair up. :wink:


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You would never be able to catch me to try.

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The day that the genders become different in the ability to live or die
Um... ...TECHNICALLY, isn't this ALREADY the case? We DO live differently by natural design, although the similarities are indeed there. And we do DIE differently, same rules apply.....we are two seperate entities with multiple points of similarity, however, realistically, psysiologically, we are as different as night and day.
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But....I agree with the rest of your rant....
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PG - my point was that we all die eventually and if that ever changes then I will give creadence to the notion that we deserve different treatment. I guess I wasn't very clear.


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My dog dies naturally also however the last time I let her drive she ran over the mail man while trying to squish the neighbors cat, and then sat there and licked herself while I had to explain it to the insurance company
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Rach, you were very clear, but I being a man had to overanalyze the situation

Mark...GOOD ONE!!! lol:
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My dog dies naturally also however the last time I let her drive she ran over the mail man while trying to squish the neighbors cat, and then sat there and licked herself while I had to explain it to the insurance company
Yeah, you'll have that from time to time.

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