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Old 05-04-2005, 08:17 AM   #1 (permalink)
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I've been digging for this damn thing for the last 15 minutes and no luck... I think I'm gonna go root around in my tool box for something to solve this problem with.

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Old 05-04-2005, 08:27 AM   #2 (permalink)
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I've been digging for this damn thing for the last 15 minutes and no luck... I think I'm gonna go root around in my tool box for something to solve this problem with.

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OK...all grossness aside....go for a fuse puller.
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Old 05-04-2005, 08:32 AM   #3 (permalink)
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I've been digging for this damn thing for the last 15 minutes and no luck... I think I'm gonna go root around in my tool box for something to solve this problem with.

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OK...all grossness aside....go for a fuse puller.
My nose is probably the biggest part of my body but I doubt a fuse puller is gonna fit... I'm trying with needle nose pliers but it hurts.
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My nose is probably the biggest part of my body but I doubt a fuse puller is gonna fit... I'm trying with needle nose pliers but it hurts.
Man, I have to almost hurt myself not to take advantage of the opening you left with the line about you biggest body part... Try a desolderer (sp?)!


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Failing SDs suggestion...how about a blunt pair of scissors, or perhaps borrow some eyebrow tweezers from one of the Admins (preferablly one you DON"T like)
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Old 05-04-2005, 09:30 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Man, I have to almost hurt myself not to take advantage of the opening you left with the line about you biggest body part... Try a desolderer (sp?)!


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Yeah I sort of left that opening intentionally... you may have figured out by now that I am my own source of amusement most of the time.

The booger extraction was successful (and painful) with a pair of needle nose pliers. Now on to the more important business of the day. I'll post a picture of the offending booger in a little while.
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Um...NO thanks I'll pass on that picture, thanks :P
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Old 05-04-2005, 02:21 PM   #8 (permalink)
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what gives? It's almost 2:30 and still no booger
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what gives? It's almost 2:30 and still no booger
Yeah the folks in the office disarmed me of my booger before I could take a pic of it... so here... el booger maker.
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At any rate, I was going to suggest a very large pair of hemostats, the kind like you use to remove the hook from a fishes mouth. I'll bet that would get it.
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