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Old 04-14-2005, 02:25 PM   #1 (permalink)
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PETA... in Texas?

Man Living in Closet Charged With Murder
By COLIN FLY, Associated Press Writer

Tuesday, April 12, 2005



(04-12) 18:11 PDT Nashville, Tenn. (AP) --


A man was beaten to death after catching his wife's lover living in a closet in their home, police said Tuesday. Rafael DeJesus Rocha-Perez, 35, was charged with homicide in the slaying of 44-year-old Jeffrey A. Freeman over the weekend.


"From time to time, you come across a case with very unique — even bizarre — circumstances," police spokesman Don Aaron said. "This one probably rates right up there with them."


Freeman's wife had allowed Rocha-Perez to live in a closet of the Freemans' four-bedroom home for about a month without her husband's knowledge, police said. On Sunday, her husband heard Rocha-Perez snoring and discovered him, authorities said.


Freeman ordered his wife to get the man out of the house while he went for a walk, authorities said. Martha Freeman told authorities that when her husband returned, Rocha-Perez confronted him with a shotgun, forced him into a bathroom and bludgeoned him.


The Freemans were co-owners of a company that does background checks for apartment rental and job applicants.
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[The Freemans were co-owners of a company that does background checks for apartment rental and job applicants.
Obviously not very GOOD at his job if he didn't notice a guy living in his closet for a month....HOW could be good at finding out someones background if he can't find someone in his own house.
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Obviously not very GOOD at his job if he didn't notice a guy living in his closet for a month....HOW could be good at finding out someones background if he can't find someone in his own house.

M thought exactly
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Freeman ordered his wife to get the man out of the house while he went for a walk, authorities said. Martha Freeman told authorities that when her husband returned, Rocha-Perez confronted him with a shotgun, forced him into a bathroom and bludgeoned him.
Why didnt he just shoot him???
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Why didnt he just shoot him???
Might not have had any shotshells. I keep an unloaded / unlocked shotgun in my bedroom but I have lots of little nooks and crannies around the house where the shotshells are.
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Why didnt he just shoot him???
Might not have had any shotshells. I keep an unloaded / unlocked shotgun in my bedroom but I have lots of little nooks and crannies around the house where the shotshells are.
slagburn, you're not increasing my confidence in your posts.

BTW, where the H??? is Tiverton, Ontario

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slagburn, you're not increasing my confidence in your posts.

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You don't know me very well do you?

I'll let SD explain the Tiverton thing as he seems to be the only one who really knows where it is.
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BTW, where the H??? is Tiverton, Ontario

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I could tell you but then I would have to kill you...

Ok, I am kidding. As they say, a picture paints a thousand words so try this link:

http://maps.google.com/maps?q=Tivert... 43&t=k&hl=en

In the centre of the picture is the "true" town of Tiverton (yes, I know that you can barely see it from all the farmers' fields). That white area that looks like a small city on the shore of the lake is the nuclear power site where work and technically it is part of the town of Tiverton despite the fact that it somewhat distant from and several times larger than the tiny borough of Tiverton.

Hopefully that answers all your burning questions about Tiverton, Ontario.

For more info on the important features of Tiverton see:

Highlights of Tiverton


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Re: See... you guyz are having fun....

Hmmmm....Brewery....Nuke plant....Small town in the middle of nowhere....No one in the country realy knows where it is.....


OMG!!!!! SD lives in SPRINGFIELD! (Simpson's home town) That could easily make SD.... dare I say it ...HOMER SIMPSON!!!!
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OMG!!!!! SD lives in SPRINGFIELD! (Simpson's home town) That could easily make SD.... dare I say it ...HOMER SIMPSON!!!!
The next time SD takes a 2 week vacation I'm chopping his head onto Homer Simpsons body.
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