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| Junior Member  | Re: Army One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the rascally behavior that was going on. So he called one of His angels and sent the angel to Earth for a time. When he returned, he told God, "Yes, it is bad on Earth; 95% are misbehaving and only 5% are not." God thought for a moment and said, "Maybe I had better send down a second angel to get another opinion." So God called another angel and sent him to Earth for a time, too. When the angel returned he went to God and said, "Yes, it's true. The Earth is in decline; 95% are misbehaving, but 5% are being good." God was not pleased. So He decided to e-mail the 5% who were being good, because He wanted to encourage them...give them a little something to help them keep going. Do you know what the e-mail said? Okay, just wondering; I didn't get one either |
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 Im just kidding! I couldnt resist! And dont reply that most women cant resist you!  | |||||||||
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Yea, I got one. It said "If you get this e-mail you must send it to all the people in your contacts with in 5 minutes or you will be forever stuck in total damnation!" Damnation here I come! | |||||||||
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 Thanks John! You forgot to read the fine print......"...5 minutes or you will be forever stuck in total damnation! As will everyone in your contacts list! " __________________ You can't wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you - Look, if I went 'round saying I was an Emperor, just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!  | ||
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I slagburn have a small penis and compensate for it buy owning lots of guns and broken down cars. | |||||||||
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| Junior Member | Which one of us is being tasked to keep hold of that little admitance for future blackmai...er...use? __________________ You can't wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you - Look, if I went 'round saying I was an Emperor, just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away! |
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