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slagburn · 03-08-2005, 09:07 PM

Canada is up for sale on Ebay.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...tem=5564042765

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For sale: Canada.

I inherited Canada from my late, great grandfather, Abraham Lincoln. I am a legitimate EBAY seller. Like my great grandfather said, I can not tell a lie. Purchase includes: a few million slaves... I mean "citizens", a bunch of hosers, and Canadian geese. We have 13 Provinces I think, which isn't quite 50, but close enough. To make up for the other 37, we'll throw in a bunch of snow and more maple leaves than God intended. Because I have no use for ice ballerinas hitting black disks with sticks, I will throw them and their beloved "cup" in for the winner. A portion of the money I receive will be used to fix Jean Crétien's crooked smile.

I only accept payment in US currency.

03-09-2005, 12:17 AM

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Originally Posted by slagburn

Canada is up for sale on Ebay.

I inherited Canada from my late, great grandfather, Abraham Lincoln.... Like my great grandfather said, I can not tell a lie...
I only accept payment in US currency.

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Inheritted Canda from Abe?!?!?! I think NOT! Do we have to go down there and burn your White House to the ground... AGAIN just to make it clear that Manifest Destiny ain't gonna manifest and that it is definitely not in your destiny?!?!?

This pathetic dork doesn't even know how many provinces we have!

And any good Canuck selling Canada would never accept US currency because it will soon be worth buttkus when the deficit sucks its worth into the toilet. A good Canuck would be selling Canada for gold bullion or Canadian Tire Money!!!

SD

slagburn · 03-09-2005, 02:34 AM

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Originally Posted by SD_WILSON

And any good Canuck selling Canada would never accept US currency because it will soon be worth buttkus when the deficit sucks its worth into the toilet.

SD

I've been trying to get my company to pay me in gold instead of dollars for the last year or so... thus far it hasn't worked out since the payroll system doesn't understand how to pay out in gold.... yet.

Pirates_Ghost · 03-09-2005, 08:07 AM

I'd buy it, but where would I put it?
Don't think the Inlaws will let me keep it at their house, and the storage lockers not big enought....
Besides....Not sure the colours will match the rest of the place

***Archibald J. Cox*** · 03-09-2005, 09:13 AM

I think the easiest way to spot that it's a fraudulent auctions is the fact that he's attributing the "Cannot tell a lie" line to Abe Lincoln instead of George Washington. Or he's just Canadian and that's his excuse.

Arch

03-09-2005, 09:22 AM

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Originally Posted by ArchibaldJCox

I think the easiest way to spot that it's a fraudulent auctions is the fact that he's attributing the "Cannot tell a lie" line to Abe Lincoln instead of George Washington. Or he's just Canadian and that's his excuse.

Arch

I hadn't caught that one.... hmm.... He's not likely a Canadian because he doesn't know how many provinces we have and he is still talking about Jean Cretien when we have had another equally incompetent PM for over 2 years now.

He claims kinship with Abe Lincoln but he does not know that George Washington was the one with the cherry tree and the 'could not tell a lie' gig. So he is either a really dumb American or a really bumbling European pretending to be American.

SD

Pirates_Ghost · 03-09-2005, 11:19 AM

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Originally Posted by SD_WILSON

[ So he is either a really dumb American or a really bumbling European pretending to be American.

SD

Shouldn't that be reversed?

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