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Old 01-26-2005, 08:33 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Machine Can Check Prescription Drug Side Effects, Scientist Says

POSTED: 3:35 pm EST January 25, 2005

An Israeli scientist believes he has developed a way to measure sexual desire.

Dr. Yoram Vardi, of the Rambam Hospital in Haifa, Israel, said he has come up with a machine that measures brainwaves when people become aroused. He focused on the same brain waves that are measured when people take a lie detector test.

Vardi believes his machine could be a breakthrough in treating the loss of libido, a condition from which millions of people suffer. He said his machine can also check the side effects of prescription drugs on a person's sex drive.

"But it's much more difficult when you are trying to measure some feeling, something that is not a physical phenomenon, but a more central phenomenon," he said.

The doctor said his research shows that, unlike the stereotype, women have just as strong libidos as men.

** Dont they make other kinds of machines that sort of start you up so to speak? **
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Old 01-26-2005, 09:36 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Wonder how many batteries this thing takes?
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Old 01-26-2005, 12:11 PM   #3 (permalink)
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I'm going to take a guess that this guy has no sex drive.

Those who can DO, those who can't build machines to measure the performance of those who are doing.
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Are we sure these are scientist performng these test, and they are not just strippers, (both male/female) calculating their tip to date ratio?
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hope this isn't government funded
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I'm going to take a guess that this guy has no sex drive.

Those who can DO, those who can't build machines to measure the performance of those who are doing.
Good one slag!
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