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Location: 1069.7 miles from Tiverton, Ontario (CANADA) Rep Power: 12  | Telecoms Library **All I could think of after reading this was the old Steve Martin arrow through the head gag. ** Dog Survives After 30-Inch Arrow Lodges In Skull Canine Scheduled For More Surgery UPDATED: 1:23 PM EST December 17, 2004 PHILADELPHIA -- A dog that survived when a 30-inch-long arrow lodged in her skull will undergo follow-up surgery in Philadelphia on Friday to remove part of the razor-sharp tip. "Alice," a shaggy, mixed-breed pet with green eyes, was romping around a 100-acre farm in York County on Nov. 12 when she suddenly disappeared. The dog's owner, Charlotte Williamson of Washington, D.C., was visiting a friend who owns the farm. Williamson found the dog about half hour later, wounded and whimpering under a porch. Alice had what looked like a pencil protruding from her nose. A local veterinarian sent the animal on to the University of Pennsylvania's veterinary hospital in Philadelphia, where Dr. John Lewis removed much of the arrow the next day in a difficult operation. Where the arrow came from is still a mystery. | ||||||||
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| 12-20-2004, 10:42 AM | #2 (permalink) |
| Junior Member  | Can't wait to hear the hunter's story about THIS one.... "I was out huntin' deer with my bow, and I seen this little un just a standin' over by that there tree, and I thought to myself, well, Earl, smalls better 'en NUTHIN'! so I shot...." __________________ You can't wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you - Look, if I went 'round saying I was an Emperor, just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!  |
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| 12-20-2004, 07:43 PM | #3 (permalink) | ||||||||
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Location: 3498.51 miles from Tiverton, Ontario (CANADA) Rep Power: 16 | Ya know (flame suit on, I'm gonna get yelled at for this) if it were my dog I'd put it down. I believe there lies a point at which too much time and money is spent on trying to fix stuff that happens... but thats just me. | ||||||||
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| 12-28-2004, 10:20 AM | #6 (permalink) | ||||||||||
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 And Slag, I probably spend more on my pets healthcare then my own. But they never get drunk, complain about the way I look and they are always there for me (the fences help). I also believe that there is a point when you end the suffering, but we should at least try to help the animals when they are hurt or sick. And yes that goes for cats too! Slag, have you tried thearapy yet?  | ||||||||||
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| 12-28-2004, 10:46 AM | #7 (permalink) | ||||||||||
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Location: 3498.51 miles from Tiverton, Ontario (CANADA) Rep Power: 16 | Quote:
My ex had a couple of mangy lazy cats, the only time they ever came around was when I grilling, one of the bigger mistakes I made was letting her overhear me telling the cats about how someday it was gonna be thier a$$es on the grill.  Quote:
Years of taxpayer therapy have gotten me to where I am now. Seriously... I had weekly head shrinker appointments from the 2nd to the 12th grade.  | ||||||||||
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| 12-28-2004, 11:21 AM | #8 (permalink) | ||||||||
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| Cats arent all that bad! You can leave them alone for a few days at a time, you cant do that with a dog! You just leave a big bowl of food out and the toilet seat up and they can take care of themselves! But dont get me wrong, I love dogs too! I have one that has some mental problems and an eating disorder. | ||||||||
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