Java_Bob

Two couples were playing poker one evening. John
accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he
bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed
Bill's wife Sue wasn't wearing any underwear under her
dress! Shocked by this, John upon trying to sit back
up again, hit his head on the table and emerged
red-faced. Later, John went to the kitchen to get some
refreshments.

Bill's wife followed and asked, "Did you see anything
that you liked under there?"

Surprised by her boldness, John courageously admitted
that, well indeed he did.

She said, "Well, you can have it but it will cost you
$500."

After taking a minute or two to assess the financial
and moral costs of this offer, John confirms that he
is interested. She tells him that since her husband
Bill works Friday afternoons and John doesn't, John
should be at her house around 2 p.m. Friday afternoon.
When Friday r! olled around, John showed up at Bill's
house at 2 p.m. sharp and after paying Sue the agreed
sum of $500 they went to the bedroom and closed their
transaction, as agreed. John quickly dressed and left.

As usual, Bill came home from work at 6 p.m. and upon
entering the house, asked his wife abruptly. "Did John
come by the house this afternoon?"

With a lump in her throat Sue answered "Why yes, he
did stop by for a few minutes this afternoon."

Her heart nearly skipped a beat when her husband
curtly asked, "And did he give you $500?"

In terror she assumed that somehow he had found out
and after mustering her best poker face, replied,
"Well, yes, in fact he did give me $500."

Bill, with a satisfied look on his face, surprised his
wife by saying, "Good, I was hoping he did. John came
by the office this morning and borrowed $500 from me.
He promised me he'd stop by our house this afternoon
on his way home an! d pay me back."

Now THAT, my friends, is a poker player!