My fav (and
I posted it last time, so no
I know it is one)
Two nuns driving a car through the Carpathian Mts. in Transalvania. They come to a curve in the road on a steep hill.
Suddenly a vampyre jumps out in front of the car.
The nun driving looks at the other and says "Quick sister! Roll down your window and show him your cross!"
The nun in the passenger seat rolls down her window, leans way out and yells
"GET OUTTA THE WAY YOU TOOTHY BASTARD!"
(credit to Vicar of Diblley episode #5)
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You can't wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you - Look, if I went 'round saying I was an Emperor, just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!
