Well then, for those of you who don't know (or care)
Here, on they're famous products, are Elmer, Elsie (borden milk), Aunt J and Uncle B, and the photo of the peices I sold over this past weekend.

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You can't wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you - Look, if I went 'round saying I was an Emperor, just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!