Pirates_Ghost

I can't atest to the second one, but the first was mine (In my "Live incarnation" as Telephoney Pirate).....as part of my "Freezing me arse off in the server room waiting for the damn tech to showup...." series (there's one out there about that as well).

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You can't wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you - Look, if I went 'round saying I was an Emperor, just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!