> The Ultimate Response to a Dear John Letter:
>
> A soldier was deployed to Afghanistan. While he was there he received a
> letter from his girlfriend.
> In the letter she explained that she had slept with two guys while he
> had been gone, she wanted to break up, and she wants pictures of herself
> back.
>
> So the soldier does what any squared away soldier would do. He went
> around to his buddies and collected all the unwanted photos of women he
> could
> find.
>
> He then mailed about 25 pictures to his girlfriend with the
> following note:
> "I'm sorry I can't remember which one you are, but please take the one
that
> belongs to you and send the rest back. Thank you." :laugh: :laugh: