PhoneDude, I even have a theme song (apologies to "Lord of the Dance"):
LORD OF THE RINGS I ring in the morning when the work was begun
I ring on the desk, the wall and on the run
I ring down from Nortel and I rang on Earth
At Global Knowledge I had my birth
Chorus: Ring then, wherever you may be
I am the Lord of the Rings, said He
And I'll connect you all, wherever you may be
And I'll connect you all with the rings, said He
I rang for the CEO and the Manager of IT
They would not ring; they would not budget me
So I rang for the operators, for clerks and peons
They rang for me and the rings went on
Chorus I rang on the Sabbath and I cured the INI
The IT managers said I still did not enough try
So they whipped, they stripped, they hung me high
And they left my career on the cross to die
Chorus I rang on a Friday, when the switch turned black
Its hard to ring with water leaking all over the racks
Oh they downsized my ass, they thought I'd gone
But I and the rings still go on
Chorus They cut me down, but then I got hired on high
I am the dialtone that will never, never die
Now I'll live in your office if you'll pay my fee
I am the Lord of the Rings, said he
Chorus 
SD