oh oh RIGHT.....sorry....
Baltimore....B&O Railroad museum, Poe's House, Babe Ruth's House....
Forgot
Ok...so ya get drunk, take a ride on the B&O to Johns Hopkins for some "elective surgery", then go over to Poe's grave and throw up....drink some more, go to the Babe Ruth house and throw a baseball through the window then start yelling "YA BUM!!! Why didn't ya' Stay in BOSTON!!!!"
Better?

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