And there you go
media coverag reports that Michael wanted KFC on board his private jet. What they didn't say is KFC are the initials of his latest 13yr old "special friend".
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You can't wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you - Look, if I went 'round saying I was an Emperor, just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!