| While I agree with his innocent until proven guilty, the jokes are just rolling in and this is going to be a horror show for Jackson and this one might just sink him...
OK on to the jokes (I head them on Howard Stern's radio show this morning):
Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
A: One is white, made of plastic and is dangerous for children. You put groceries in the other.
Q: What does Michael Jackson have in common with a Big Mac?
A: Both are 40 year old meat between ten year old buns
Q: What does Michael Jackson conisder a perfect 10?
A: Two five year olds
Q: What is black but comes in a white can?
A: Michael Jackson |