Well, before we can answer the "How tos" we need a BIT more info on your system.
IE:
What type of VM system (if applicable) are you useing?
What's the software release on your system (if you know it)?
Are you running D/B channels ?
What's your average mean gross income per year?
What's the name of the first girl you kissed?
What's the most amount you'd be willing to pay out to see Michael Jackson put away for many many years?
OOPS..sorry..got carried away.
Just answer the first three and we can get moving.

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