Mine? HA!
i once got a speeing ticket for doing "95 in a 55" because the cop couldn't tell I was actually going 145. *yes...145*
"took me over a mile to catch up to you, so we'll just say 95" was his response.
After that, any time he saw me on the road, he'd cruise up beside me and have me race
(mind, this was farmland, with a LOT of straight aways)
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