wait.....Surfboard and Cornwall? You lot surfing the Thames are you?

(yes...I know where the hell Cornwall is)
Moonshine=NASCar
(for those who don't know...that's how it got it's start...Shine runners)
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You can't wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you - Look, if I went 'round saying I was an Emperor, just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!